Wednesday, February 16, 2011

How Ridiculous is This Story...

Fish-flinging Woman Attacks Men, Police Say

By: Associated Press
Friday, February 04, 2011 12:51:00 PM

Last updated: Friday, February 04, 2011 12:51:00 PM

NORTON SHORES, Mich. (AP) -- Two ice fishermen in Michigan cried both fish and foul after they reported being assaulted by a woman wielding a big fish.

Norton Shores police Lt. Jon Gale says the men from Muskegon County’s Egelston Township were ice fishing in a shanty Jan. 15 when they were approached by a woman who “wanted to urinate on the ice.”

Gale says the 29-year-old Fruitport woman instructed the men to turn their heads while she relieved herself, and while their backs were turned, she struck one of them in the head with a fish. The lieutenant said the woman then struck the other man across the face with a fish.

She apparently was upset the men put their shanty too close to hers.

The Muskegon Chronicle reported that the men decided against pressing charges.

Now we can guarantee that will absolutely  not happen to you here in Cabo, so come on down, weather is beautiful, whales have shown up in good numbers, water is up to 72 F in some places and fish are starting to show up again.